(Source: and-oh-sweet-perfection)
(Source: marvel-over-the-avengers)
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
(Source: onedirectionperfection)
(Source: endearingyouare)
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Kid I babysit:
There's a monster under my bed!!
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Me:
That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
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Me:
OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
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Me:
Kidding. He only eats kids.
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Me:
Good night.
(Source: kerriohkey)
(Source: remain-reckless)
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Girl:
I'm having heart surgery today.
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Boy:
I know.
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Girl:
I love you!
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Boy:
I love you more!
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*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
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Girl:
Where is he?
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Dad:
Don't you know who gave you the heart?
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Girl:
(Starts crying)
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Dad:
Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
(Source: 505s)
(Source: fuckyeahfuller)
